Welcome to my world!

mortimermcmirestinks:

gendernewtral:

*missing the charging port on my phone* don’t think about it don’t think about it don’t think about it

my two favourite things about this

  • everyone knows what this is
  • the scene was an adaptation of a scene from the original novel where instead of a charging port on a phone, it’s a winding key in a pocketwatch. I like to imagine people having this exact same kind of thought when they missed the watch keyhole 100 years ago

(via an-obsessive-life)

ethicalmemes:
“I wish everyone to have such friend ^_- #EthicalMemes
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ethicalmemes:

I wish everyone to have such friend ^_- #EthicalMemes

maramahan:

anomalous-heretic:

a-single-gay-potato-chip:

book-limerence:

dreams-and-bones:

Has this one made it to tumblr yet

person #2 is labeled: filler baritone which nobody will here but adds gentle thiccness

it just keeps getting better

HE DOESN’T EVEN SOUND OUT OF PLACE WHAT THE FUCK

Of course he doesn’t sound out of place

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He knows what he is doing

How dare u doubt him

(via riverecho)

thenatsdorf:

Product works as advertised.

(via imabootyfullbutterfly)

Anonymous asked:

Megamind was a murderer and a dictator and a catfisher but go off.

adeadlemonliving:

ruaken:

valtsv:

i didnt know hal the incel camera guy had a tumblr

Megamind never actually succeeded at any crime he attempted and his most used weapon was a “freeze” ray that could be reversed by rain/sprinkler/any water with zero negative side effects and when he actually achieved authority over others he was so bored and disillusioned with it he set off a plan to overthrow himself did anon even watch the movie or

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tastefullyoffensive:
“Game changer for my wallet.
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tastefullyoffensive:

Game changer for my wallet.

glitterandsalt:

esoanem:

viejospellejos:

Tareas diarias siendo bailarín

IG: @alexdwong

Daily homework being a ballet dancer

Omg the light!

(via eversailedinafirefly)